Out of the billions of billions of girls that walked the halls of UD Highschool,I choice her dumb ass.I mean I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed but she was stupid.She made Paris Hilton look like Albert Einstein.The dumbest girl I’ve ever dated.

She was nice and all,not the greatest looking girl on the earth but we all can’t be pretty right?Plus I’m into chicks with great personalities.I just believe that people should be forced,by law,to let another person know that they are complete nuts before they date.

She was a stalker.Your own boyfriend!At one time,I thought she was gonna cut me up and stuff my pieces in her pillow so she could sleep with me.And don’t tell me I’m being over dramatic either.

Her mom was crazy too.Her whole house was nuts.I sware they got kicked outta there old house cause of how nuts they were.And till this day she won’t stop asking to make a maccorni sculpture of me.For what?I’m not even all that good looking.What are you six?Oh well,can’t have your maccorni and eat it too.