She’s very manipulative! Girls are so evil sometimes… lol! He seems charmed by her, and willing to sacrifice his safety.

Delightfully evil all around. It’s like a budding Bonnie and Clyde with pyrotechnics.

HOLD ON ! “Crotchy” and his dog “Crusty” , does no one else see this? You’re all blindeed by the glamour of the pyromania love story-the REAL intrigue is with “Crotchy” and “Crusty”…I mean I’m giggling so hard I got the hiccups. If I ever have a child , swear to me you’ll name it!

hahaha!!!!
Yip… my next son will be Crusty Crotch.. if it’s a girl .. well, I’ll name her Hooey Hootch.

And Wendy’s mother thinks Charlie’s trouble?
Brilliant!