Madness. Lies. Hell, apparently.

”... originally using only the mass of Venus…” the demon continued her monologue.

This was not the punishment I expected for my sins.

”... was right about the speed of light, unfortunately. But that’s the whole reason they did it.”

I tried to stand, but found my body unresponsive.

“I’m sorry, but you’re required to complete orientation before you can be released.”

So that’s how it would be. She continued.

“As a consequence of all this, nothing is permitted to enter any of the closed worlds…”

I closed my eyes, but could still see her clearly.

”... however, permitted to traverse any zone for which you have acquired the entry key. Most jurisdictions grant access rights upon completion of a simple psychological evaluation to avoid any liability for cognitive shock…”

Two plus two is four. My wife’s name was Annette, My dog’s name was R-

”... very sorry for the mixup. An patch will be delivered now.”

A jolt. I understood.

I laughed. And laughed. And laughed again.