Hansel burst through the doors, with such ferocity that they flew off their hinges, and slammed the Drury Lane Times on The Muffin Man’s desk. The headlines reading:
“DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFINLESS MAN ?”
“Explain yourself!” Jerald screeched, at such pitch the widows cracked.
“I have given up making muffins. What’s to explain?”
“I DON ’T THINK SO !!!” Jerald screamed in frustration. “YOU BUILD MUFFIN MAN BAKERY CO . OUT OF NOTHING ! YOU PUT THE KEYBLER ELVES OUT OF BUSINESS !!! THE KEYBLER ELVES ! NOT TO MENTION THE MILLIONS WE GET EVERY YEAR IN ROYALITIES FOR THAT INGENIOUS LITTLE MUFFIN MAN SONG WE CAME UP WITH !!! AND THEN YOU DECIDE , LUDICROUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY LATER , TO STOP MAKING MUFFINS !!!??
YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THIS AND EXPLAIN THIS GOOD !
THINK FAST WE ’RE HAVING A PRESS CONFERENCE IN FIVE MINUTES DURING WHICH YOU WILL TAKE BACK EVERY SINGLE TEENSY WEENSY DETAIL YOU SAID ABOUT NO MORE MUFFINS !!!!“