Hello. my name is bob. I want to tell you a little bit about my history. I started out as just some silly little paper football. My creators Emily and Alexis were playing paper football at recess. I was having an AWESOME time getting flicked around (yeah right)! My head hurt so much! Okay…... imagin you are a paper football in a 7th grade class room filled with kids screaming at the top of thier loungs. See where im coming from? It was awful. Then Alexis stuffs me into her backpack! Seriously, im a paper footlball i know but a backpack? I got squished, i got flatned, i even got folded in half! Not to menchin the SMELL ! It smelled like week old tuna fish salad that had been in the heat for the whole week. I must have been stuck in there for two days. the next thing i know i see bright light. “Yes im finaly out of there!” i thought. then i see a bright flash and then im stuck back in the backpack. One day later im taken out of that stupid backpack and gives me to Emily. the end.