“Yeah,” Tom said. “I don’t really like Microsoft, I just think their video game console is the best on the market.”

“I see.” I said, nodding.

There was another long pause, and Tom changed the subject: “You ever listen to Nirvana, kid?”

“Yeah!” I said, immediately excited. “Smells Like Teen Spirit is an amazing song!”

“Huh.” Tom said, smiling slightly. “Then I’ve got a person you should meet.”

Before I even thought of the obvious answer to who he was going to show me, he appeared in front of me in all his lefty glory.

My eyes widened. “No way.”

“Yes way.” A winged Kurt Cobain stood, looking at me with a friendly smile on his face.