Announcer: We interrupt this Regularly scheduled Ficlet to Bring You: GAVOLOPHERINE X !

Woman: “I used to get terrible migraines brought on by my menstrual cramps, but I took two Gavolopherine X, and all of my pain went away,”

Announcer: Clinically proven on rabbits and the odd mouse to reduce swelling in joints due to arthritis and take away headaches within minutes.

Man: “After a 5 hour long erection due to an overdose of Viagra, I took 4 Gavolopherine X’s to reduce blood flow to my arteries, thereby taking away my swollen member: Smiling THANK YOU Gav-X”

Ask your doctor if Gav-X is right for you!!
IF you have a heart condition or suffer from Asthma, you may not want to try Gav-X. Side effects could include: Shortness of breath, Deep Anxiety and a need to kill your spouse, anal leakage, and other related dripping misadventures. Could cause skin irritation, and cause a brain embolism resulting in Death!!!

Gavolopherine X – the next best thing to coma for reducing your pain.
Man and Woman: “We agree!”