“okay okay calm down miss, just tell us it from the beggining again please” the officer told the horrifade looking women

“okay” she replied

“i was just minding my own business just sittiong on that bench”

she ponits to the bench, that had the sign WARNING SHARK ATTACK !!!!!!

“so any way. I was sitting then some randome shark came up and leaped 1000ft in the air and lunged at me, it had razior sharp teeth like a sharpend dagger ready to kill me. Thankfully i have really good reflexces! Without them I would of died!!! So i leaped up out of the way.”

“okay miss that is all thank you very much” the officer said

(back at the police station)

The officer started to LOL !!!!

“you okay Pual?” his friend said

“yea just another “shark attack”

“serously that fake remote control one”

“yea”

“Another blond!?!?”

“YEP” (NOOOO OFFENCE TO ANNY BLONDS !!!!!)

Both the officer started to rolling on the floor laughting there %$# off!!!!

(what shark jumps 1000ft in the air?)