She looked in the mirror and saw this really old lady staring back at her. It was then, the plan was concieved and it was then when she decided she is going to execute it.
She got all her affairs in order, looked up on the internet and selected a desination, poked a hole in her car tire, and made herself presentable. She got into the car and took off for her desination.
As she drew closer to her destination, her tire started to go flat and then suddenly her car came to a stop in front of a house. Taking a deep breath, she got out and looked at the tire, walked over to the house and knocked.
The door opened and there stood a creepy man. She looked pitifully at him and explain that her car has a flat and she is so frail and need some help, The man looked around, grunted and said sure.
The man got the jack and lifted the car up and bent over to changed the tire. The little frail old lady, she took a knife out of her purse, grabbed the man’s hair and slit his throat from ear to ear in broad daylight.