Monkeys make horrible spouses. I know it’s stupid to be “engaged” with a monkey. i mean, i know he’s extremely hairy and has soft body parts. but what the hell. I LOVED HIM . If you had the chance to hold him in your arms, you would think differently. HEY ! STOP LAUGHING . Seriously, grow up. okay okay okay… he doesn’t talk to me much but… everyone has fantasies when with him!!! really really… he is adorable in many ways: firstly, he’s a monkey; second, he has been sleeping with me ever since i was a little girl; and lastly, he’s a stuffed monkey doll :p