“So you see, darling, this book shows you how evil boys are. Do you understand why you’re not to go near them?” Andrea said.

“Yes Mummy. They are good for nothing and only want to get you in bed” recited Naomi, the 5 year old.
Andrea beamed proudly.
“Good girl. You don’t want to be a…... what don’t you want to be darling? What will you be if you talk to a boy?” prompted Andrea, hoping to get the correct answer.

“A whore Mummy. Dirty whores talk to boys” replied Naomi,

Andrea, once again, smiled happily and scooped her daughter up.

“Good girl!! And what is your sister?” asked Andrea innocently, but with a malicious glint in her eyes.

“A good for nothing little slut” answered Naomi.
“Why is she?”
“Because she screwed a boy and now she has a mongrel child.”

A puzzled look appeared on Naomi’s face.

“Mummy, wouldn’t you have had to screw a boy to have me? Does that mean you’re a whore and slut too?” she asked.

A horrified look appeared on Andrea’s face.

“Shit”