I tried to keep this alive… I had another idea, and it’s not impish this time! I swear it isn’t!

Lol, very clever. Nice job.

So, as long as the phrase, ‘couldn’t write himself [herself] out of a wet paper sack’ doesn’t apply, y’all should be fine. Nice nod to the power of writing.

Laughing at THX ’s comment. I do like the concept of writing ourselves out of the predicament.

Ingenius Idea!