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It's Not So Easy, Is It? ch. 5 pt 3

I’ve got an average build. Damien is like a twig that gets snapped in half. But he’s stronger than he looks. Just like his mom.
So any-hoo, we were pretty much the mistakes of a couple druggies and born into a shit hole. Sounds a whole lot better than the streets, don’t it? Not for us. Damiens full name is Damien Christopher Maine. Killer, huh? Mine is James Anthony Gates. Before you even ask, no I’m not related to Bill Gates. Everyone used to think so.
My mother’s name is Maria Christine(Gates) and she met my father her Sophomore year and Thunderbird High School(also known as THS ) This is the short story of it, told to me many times by mom:
I met your father, went to a party, got drunk, and ended up with you nine months later. And I still don’t remember sleeping with the guy.
Sad, I know, but believe me its the honest truth. The funny thing is that, according to my mom, I look nothing like either of my parents. I think I was mixed up at birth. It’s better than moms story, by far, don’t you think?

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