My brother and I were being bathed by our mistress, and we really didn’t like it very much. But then I hit upon a wonderful idea. “After she lets us out, let’s go roll in the dust bunnies under her bed, and then roll on her nice clean sheets! That’ll show her what we think of baths!”

My brother blinked a couple of times, then nodded. “That’s a wonderful idea! Well, I never thought of that.”

I purred, thinking of what fun it would be to track dust all across our mistress’s room. “Today is…very good day.”

My brother nodded. “Thank you very much! You are good pal.”