X) And I thought my entry was impish. And you put it as a prequel, too! The nerve!
(Well, you’re kind of the G.A.M., so I guess you can kind of do things like that…)

A very creative take on a somewhat restraining format. Great job!

Haha! I loved this! I couldn’t tell if you were defying the 5 poem count, or just the world in general. Blast you, earth!