Get married,
They said to me,
He’ll take care of you for life.

Get married,
They said to me,
She’d be the perfect wife.

He’ll provide for you,
She’ll be there for you,
In thickness and in thin.

He’ll adore you,
She’ll cherish you,
So we finally agreed with them.

He proposed to me,
She accepted me,
And with great fanfare we did wed.

Get married,
They said to us,
Now I’d rather I were dead! :)