I’m (already) tired of being a mediocre “catch” at best, and I’ve only been doing the online dating thing for two weeks.
The first net I threw out came up with a Blue Whale, and frankly, I feel not only content but pleased with the knowledge that there were only two or three to throw back.
But this girl, ya know… she’s just not satisfied with what her schooner brought back to shore.
I kind of consider myself to be a… Sperm Whale?? okay - a Humpback, at worst - but this girl… she keeps throwing the net back out in the hopes of catching something bigger and better while I’m left flopping aimlessly on deck, trying to get her attention.
Maybe her sense of self is inflated.
Maybe she only expected bottom feeders and guppies, and she’s just too shell shocked to react logically.
Maybe MY sense of self is inflated, and I’m really nothing more than a mollusk among men.
Or maybe she just REALLY LIKES fishing.