Sheesh, you’re prolific with the challenges, ain’cha?
Hm… if I do enter this one, even if I try, the story’s gonna come out really, really sappy.
But I’ll pour maple syrup on it if I have to, goshdarnit!

StU, you have your first entry… and I don’t think it’s too sappy! It’s more commentary than anything, but it’s more-or-less inspirational! Woot!