1. Think about the time someone stole your cookie in kindergarden ( let the rage fill you )

2. Get A Flashlight.

3. Turn off the lights and stand in front of your mirror.

4. Turn On The Flashlight.

5. Errr hows about replacing those batteries.

6. Download something evil and terrorizing off iTunes. ( Corbin Blu should do it. )

7. Laugh wickedly without choking.

8. Run to check if it’s raining outside, if not wait till a day where there is rain and thunder, otherwise this will never work.

9. If the beginning of rule 8 is good, the take the flashlight and run to the door.

10. Pull open the front door with great force, and stand there in a long pause. ( For dramatic effect of course.)

11. Now Go Get That Cookie!