Seeing as it’s quite difficult to post simple first to third place in such a challenge, I’ll award prizes for different aspects.

Prize for Hilarity: Rock Out
Because I too, sing along to embarrassing songs.

Prize for Relateability : My Secret
Because we’ve all been there.

Prize for Creativity: Thorn Among Roses
Because I still don’t know which one is the real secret.

And a tie for most empathy evoking: Understood and The Problem With Knowing Too Much.
Because we’ve all been lonely and because we all hate ignorant people.

Thanks to everyone who entered, I’m proud that some of you managed to out your secrets, regardless of how big or small, to us.

Regards,
Saint Chuck