Challenge: “Fear of not getting an erection while with a young sweet thing.”

WARNING : I’m going to be blunt so brace yourself.

Modern interpretation:
(Go back and read fear of mimes to better understand this) To not get an erection while with a young beautiful girl/guy would be a very embarrassing and awkward situation. I really don’t need to tell you that. Why? It suggests one of a number of things: a) an inability or impotence. You fear that if a woman suspects/discovers your impotence she will not want to have sex with you (now or in the future), or that she will find you altogether unattractive. Both would set you apart from everybody else, which is in itself a danger and a fear, because it makes you more vulnerable. b) you don’t find her attractive [enough to have an erection]. You fear that she will be offended and suddenly feel protective and defensive of herself, causing her to not want to have sex with you, and/or find you altogether unattractive.

(read sequel for conclusion)