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Dear Government Officials,

So they wanted to bring me down did they? Bring in the tough guys with the big guns, kill him in his own mansion, thats what they said.
Well, I said “Fuck you, bitches!” and killed them all. They think I don’t know?!? They think I don’t have connections in the government?!?
They think my mansion doesn’t have goddamn laser rockets!!?!?
Now that’s just offensive. Of course I escaped to my other mansion, and I’ve got a bomb shelter here so don’t even try nothin. Listen, all I’m sayin is leave my motherfucking drug and prostitute rings alone. And everyone knows you really don’t care that much about pirated stuff, so don’t even bother.
That way I want have to personally kill all of your stupidass top agents.

Thanks and Peace Out,
Antwaan Rafael

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