My friends and I shoved our way through the door of Paul’s Pizza Palace.We always tried to get through the door with 6 people at once.
We all sat in our red booth.The waitress smiled at us,”the usual?”
“Yeah.” I said without listening to anyone else’s opinion.
“Wait!”Mary said just as the waitress’s pen touched the pad.”Umm.What’s this?”Mary questioned,shoving the menu in her face.
“Oh,that’s just our featured pizza for this month.”
I personally thought that was a long time for a featured pizza.
“I’ll have one of those.”Mary stated.
Then the waitress jotted it down and the pizzas came.
There was the regular: half cheese,half pepperoni.Then there was….Whatever Mary ordered. It smelled like dead fish stuffed in turkey guts,put together in a blender then put on crust,sauce and cheese and called pizza by unamed individuals.She dared me to try 1 slice.I did and I thought I was gonna hurl.It tasted EXACTLY how it smelled.Later Mary told me that it was fish-filled haggis!That was the last time I ate pizza.