”....you didn’t even flinch,” Jay finishes softly.

“You’ve insulted me by looking surprised, you traitor. I told you about my power, didn’t I? Tried to explain. But you chose instead to call me crazy… call the asylum. I trusted you, asshole. Turns out you didn’t trust me. Now here’s my payback.”

Geller walked forward toward Jay, who scrambled pointlessly in the opposite direction, cowering and mumbling incoherent pleas.

Finally Jay screamed, “Geller! Before you kill me…” Geller stopped walking, an amused look on his face. Jay continued, ”...promise me you’ll tell Kelly that even though it didn’t work out, I still love her. And go to Jessie… she’s in love with you but you don’t know it! And tell my boss to say something nice at the funeral! And Geller! Have me cremated! OK?” He closed his eyes and scrunched up as if awaiting some great pain. His eyes opened for a split second, “Oh and Geller? You’re my best friend.” His eyes closed again and he regained his fetal position.

Geller just stood there.