“That’s so gay!” she said, disgusted. I listened and frowned. Where did that come from? These phrases pop up out of nowhere.

“Omigod, it was the gayest thing everr…..” She whispered excitedly. I cringed when I heard it. What? Is this the new cool thing?

“You’re kidding! Wow, man that is gay,” He was being a tough guy. This time I recoiled in disgust. Who do they think they are?

I walked up to a group of friends huddled around a locker. One of them said something and the others laughed. I poked my head in and laughed too. They looked at me curiously at first, then raised their eyebrows.

“Omigod!” I gushed, “That is just soooo straight!“