I’m one of those people
who hates when people try to sound smart

I’m one of those people
who hates the phrase “me too”

I’m one of those people
who hates when people relate every conversation to themself

I’m one of those people
who hates when other people talk about things they don’t understand

I’m one of those people
who only likes arguing with certain people

I’m one of those people
who hates it when other people don’t let you criticize yourself

I’m one of those people
who has favorites

I’m one of those people
who hates when people get offended so easily

I’m one of those people
who will not try to make you feel included

I’m one of those people
who hates when people assume

I’m one of those people
who will ask over and over until I get an answer

I’m one of those people
who won’t say what you want me to

I’m one of those people
who slightly enjoys pissing people off

I’m one of those people
who hates doing what is expected

Yeah, I’m one of those people.