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Dorthy and the good witch ghetto-style (no offence)

“No way!”
“Yes way!”
“No way!”
“Yes way!”
“All I gotta do is click my heels three times and I’m home?”
“Would I lie to ya?”
“No….do I get to keep the shoes??”
“Naw.That’s the bad part, ya go click,click,click and ya home, but ‘cha lose the shoes.”
“Ohhhhh…......”
“So? Yaleavin or what?Cum on! I aint’ got all day!”
“So, I lose the shoes….”
“YES!!!!Leave now ! Good bye!Hasta lavista!How ever ya say later in german or what eva!
“Hmmm….”
“DANG YOU DORTHY !!IF YA DON ’T LEAVE NOW I ’LL GET ‘CHA AND YA LEETLE DOG TOO !CLICK!CLICK!CLICK!!!!”
“Forget you! I’m takin a cab and keepin my shoes!”

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