One day in finding no one in town,
She walked a mile, found a trial in court.
“Yolkie Van Ackle is world-renown!â€?
She’s a menace, stooter, I must report!â€?
This last statement depressed Yolkie so,
She made a resolution that day.
“I pledge right now, on my big toe!
I will not talk, by my father’s toupee!â€?
Yolkie Van Ackle talked up a storm.
She yacked and yacked with no relief.
Her mother told her to stop, but she didn’t conform.
In a minute the world she could give grief.