“Hey, have you seen those people selling kitty sushi on eBay?”

“Yeah. What poseurs. I mean, you’d think nobody ever ate cashew cat before. But I have a proposal.”

“Not a modest proposal?”

“The very same. Mexican food. Let’s not forget, the photo that gave them the idea was of a kitten burrito.“

“Sounds good to me. I’ll put up the eBay listings, you hold off the ASPCA with a shotgun.”

“Sounds like a plan.”