‘There’s nothing better than leather pants’, she said. ‘Everyone who is anyone owns a pair of leather pants’. ‘Get with it’, she said, ‘and buy yourself a pair. Women can’t get enough of a man wrapped in leather. You have the perfect frame for them as well, I simply can’t believe you don’t have two pair in your closet, much less one’.

Standing at the bar feeling incredibly self-conscience, he was mentally cursing Lily. He did, in fact, go out and buy the designer necessity that she claimed were mandatory. He didn’t think he would need any help. Leather pants are leather pants. Thanks Lily, people are certainly looking at me, looking and laughing.

“Nice chaps”, she said as she walked by.

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