“You need to calm down and be nice. We’d probably even like to read, write, and comment on your stories if you’d just tone it down a bit.”

“Really?” said llamasluv

“Yes!!” said YodaOnCrack

“ummmm”

“welll….....”

“Ummm”

“Tell us what its gonna be. I know we’re all dying to know. Are you gonna give this ficlet thing an honest try? Did I just say try? Do or do not. There is no try!”

“Gee, Yoda, you really got me there. I can’t believe it.” said Llamasluv.

“That is why you fail.” answered YodaOnCrack.

“You did it again…” said Llamasluv.

“Help you I can, yes.” said YodaOnCrack.

“Thanks. I’ll try, er, I mean DO better.” said Llamasluv.

“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.” said YodaOnCrack.

“I know…. I saw your movies…”

“Oh yeah, and one more thing.”

“What is it?” asked Llamasluv

“Don’t do drugs. I used to be a Jedi Master before I started hangin’ out with some dudes on the dark side. May the force be with you.”