Summer Is Here @ Seaside, NJ

The sun set hours ago, but it is still light. The neon glow of the Sleaze side Heights Boardwalk could possibly cause an aneurism and the sight of the many hair-gelled, overly cologned, guidos and their accompanying big-breasted, “Italia” t-shirt-wearing girlfriends might lower your IQ. But somehow, you survive that which is the epitome of “Dirty Jer-z”. You consume some of the most fattenting (yet admittedly AMAZING ) foods and desserts while spending you life savings trying to win that totally cool, too-small-for-a-5-year-old, motor scooter by throwing darts at balloons. Ahh… summer is here.

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