At some point before the civil war, Abe Lincoln was walking around. He bumped into a little green… person type thing.

“Who… exactly are you?”

“I am Yoda.”

“Try to—”

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

“You know what I say?”

“What?”

“I say ‘try.’ You can’t accomplish anything if you don’t try.”

“You don’t know how wrong you are.”

“All I know is that you’re 3 feet tall, and I could squish you if I wanted to.”

“I don’t think you’d want to do that.”

“Who said I did?”

“You said you did.”

“No, I said I COULD . I didn’t say I was gonna.”

“Whatever.”

“Look, I’m running late.”

“No, no, hold on.”

“What?”

“You never said who you were. It’s just bad manners.”

“Abraham Lincoln. Happy?”

“What is your status at the moment in this… world?”

“President of the United States of America.”

“Interesting.”