Whatever happened to Gregory Peck?
Carey Grant is no more.
Make a dirty joke, we’ll laugh till we choke
But monologues are a bore.

Where is the air of the debonair?
The silver screen isn’t so shiny
When effects are special but the actor’s level of intelligence is declining.

Where did talent go?
I like your washboard abs
But seeing you in a serious role makes me want to gag

Stick to modeling Klein’s underwear and stay out of Spielberg’s script
The low revenues and lower reviews only make people sick.