BEEP ! BEEP! BEEP !

The only way i’ll ever get up in the morning is if i have my alarm clock set to that obnoxious shrieking noise. Even that doesn’t work sometimes. My snooze button is too conveniently placed. A big, bright, red button. Whoever designed this clock wanted me to push the fucking button.

I crawl out of bed. 7:30. My alarm clock goes off at 7:00, and i have to leave at 7:45. I timed myself perfectly. 10 mins for a shower, and 5 for everything else.

8:00 and i’m still looking for socks… I finally get out the door and show up to school 20 min late.

“If you only learn one thing from this class, I hope that’s it.” My teacher says to my classmates as i stammer through the door. Half the class turns around and looks at me as the door closes.