“Hey duck, how are you doing today? You look a little down.” said the cat.

“Yeah, my feathers are a little ruffled because my back hurts, and I can’t do anything about it.”

“Oh, I’ll help you with that, I’ve been told I give a great back massage.”

“I’ll just have to take you up on that then, cat, go ahead and take a crack at it.”

The cat smiled…