(turns on jay brannan for inspirational logging in background music)

Oooh, signing in, signing in…come on damn computer, go faster…

Okay, signed in.

Wait.

What is this? I am gone four hours and the last person to give me a comment was….

me?!?!

I obviously need to kick up the Fritz and Zooey series, obviously I am not getting to the Nasa part fast enough for these people. Maybe Mr. Williamson just isn’t cute enough...

Not enough love apparently, tough crowd here…

Oh look, that Stovohobo guy made a new story…

I must stalk his work as usual

OH MY GOD

my name is in this story... (jumps up excitedly)

This is so boss...I should risk being cliche and sequel it…

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