It’s a sled. She’s a he. He’s his father. He’s his mother. He’s the gimpy one. It’s the stamps. He goes the distance. They jump off a cliff. They drive off a cliff. She drops it into the ocean. She’s an ogre. She’s in the Louvre. He makes it snow. They’re thieves, not terrorists. It’s in a government warehouse. They’re both the same guy. He turns on the commandante. Her name is Jane. The S.W.A.T. team took it. She’s reborn in the fairy kingdom. The ball smashes the stadium lights and keeps going. They pass the AP exam. Again. He dies in a plane crash. It’s in the cat’s collar. He drives into a tree. He bunts in the winning run. You Know Who is back. There is no spoon. They buy the Quick Stop. They report the body anonymously. He gets into Princeton. They both become spies. The scary old man saves him. His students are his symphony. He turns back time. He’s only mostly dead. He’s a ghost. They’re all ghosts. It’s all true… sorta…