the purple umbrella walked silently over to the cabinet of doom…

opened it up…

walked inside…

grabbed a box of Cheetos…

and some Splenda…

and you know those little chocolate chips? Well, like not really chips, more like strips. Ha ha. That rhymed! Anyway, the ones with the peanut butter? You know, they’re really small. They’re so good! Well he grabbed five of those…

and…

then…

he…

made a…

sandwich

DA DA DA !!!