Duct Tape Really is Man's Best Friend!
“You know what? I’m not gonna take this.” Mike walks over to Liberace, picks him up, and duct-tapes him to a building.
“Let’s see you play like that! Oh man..” He duct tapes his mouth shut as well.
“Eh, Mike… what is that stuff?” Abe looked perplexed.
“Duct tape… oh, that’s right, it hasn’t been invented yet.”