AOL . Click-click.

Hum-de-dum-dum.

Yahoo. Pinkiepatterson.

Welcome! You’ve got mail!

Wow. Mom’s horoscope. Big Whoop.

Ding!

Ooh, 1 new email for me. Click.

CRISS ANGEL COMES TO THE ALADDIN ONCE AGAIN .

Wow. Why doesn’t he ever come here?

Click. Favorites. Click-click. Ficlets sign-in.

“Wow. No new comments….” Writer’s block handicaps me again. I haven’t written a ficlet in at least a week. And even then it was some crackhead stuff that created from a jumbled mix of words.