Hey, baby. I know you’re going out with that other guy. You think he knows how to please you, and I suppose if that’s the way you feel, then it’s largely a matter of personal taste.

But I’ve seen him at the litterbox, and let’s just say that in one or two key areas, in my opinion, he comes up just a little…short.

If you’ll just look right here, I’m sure you’ll see exactly what I mean.