this really happened
for all of you that dont know what its like to lose your balance, let me explain…. coming out of my room one night.. i entered the small hallway that connected the living room to my room…. the lights were off except the glow of the television screen… i have to tell you here that i have two cats,, one has very large yellow eyes and looks perpetually confused.. the other is schizophrenic.. these two decided to play with a little ball that evening… this ball about the size of a jax ball,, was brown like the carpet and i must say blended in rather well. well enough for me to step on, and slide on top of into my kitchen where i dropped the bowl of soup i hadn’t finished.. hit the edge of the smoked glass dining room table with my forhead,,knock my elbow on the edge of the cabinet and wind up sitting in the broken glass of the bowl ,, what a trip huh? its funny cause it all happened in slow motion..my cats? perpetually confused just sat and stared and schizo looked behind him and ran,