“As usual here at the fifth annual public executions in Las Vegas, the necklines are plunging and the hair is big. I’m Kristin Philips and this is Bob Champs, here to welcome you to DeathCon 5. Welcome to DeathCon, Bob.”

“Thank you, Kristin, and I’d like to welcome everybody at home and in the bars to the Kill’em All event of the year, DeathCon. “

“That’s right, we have an entire day of unparalleled entertainment lined up, from executions of the nation’s highest profile condemed, to the hottest bands and naughtiest comedians.”

“Lets get right to the action by checking in with Martha ‘Mammary” Mitchel’ at Gallows I.

The screen is filled by a brunette amazon. Her pendulous breasts strain against her black, net bikini top, and a figure hugging sarong girds her voluptuous hips and muscular thighs.

“Martha ‘Mammary’ Mitchel here, but you can call me ‘Mmmm.’ I’m at Gallows I, the site of the execution of the worlds sexiest condemned man, Jeff Baxter. I wish I was throwing one of those stones.