This Has Nothing to do With That Goddamn Panda!!!
I killed him
His blood ran red dripping from my hands falling ever so quiantly to the floor. As if this was all just a scripted show being played out on the screen for the very first time. A pilot episode of how I killed that runt.
WHAT DIDN ”T YOU SEE HIM DO IT ?
How did I find myself in that predicament? I don’t know I guess life skips memories like the beats of a song on a scrapped LS record.
HELLO , HELLO MR. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE CREAM BEFORE YOU DIE ???
Did I kill him? Did I? Maybe, I know I would have felt better if I did. I have been waiting for him to die for some time now. I always wanted him to die.
HELLO LUCY I ‘M HOME ! I HOPE YOU READY TO GET YOUR HEAD unintelligible LUCY!
I stood, or did I stand. My legs started walking … flying I don’t know maybe I was swimming. There was clouds … no water… Jello! Was I sliding through jello?
FOUR SCORES AND SEVEN YEARS AGO I SHOT DEM MUTHERF unintelligible WITH MY UZI .
Seriously what the hell was with the goddamn panda?