What the Hell do I know about Jay Leno? I mean, first of all, I only watch Letterman. Mainly because that’s what the late staff here watches: I see what leftovers I can find in the cafeteria, then sneak down to the nurse’s station and find a comfortable nook when they watch it on the 14” box they have down there. Man, that guy kills me. Those top ten lists he does? Classic.

Second, lady, I’m a mouse. Or didn’t you notice?