What is your dream career?
A filmmaker. I want to be the next John Waters. Although, I haven’t aspired to create much of anything lately…and I can’t find a good excuse to blame that on either.

Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one do you keep?
Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution. What? I was kidding…

What is your favorite flavor of JELLO ?
Eww. Jello is made out of ANIMALS !

Where was the last place you went shopping?
Amoeba Records

Who do you think is the hottest singer?
Jay Brannan

Collect anything?
I’ve given up collecting. Any collecting I might do is strictly for the benifit of passionate interests.

What did you do last night?
Listened to Feist, masturbated, and then fell asleep…naked.

What movie do you know every line to?
Harold and Maude, The Dreamers, and I can quote Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! quite well.

I’m bored. Can I go now?

I said please.