Much better, all using the same artist. lol
In order:
“Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too”
“Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat”
“Most Beautiful Plague”
“It’s A Metaphor, Fool”
“Total Revenge”
“Metal Now”
All by Say Anything, all except the Cat one off of …Was A Real Boy (the Yellow Cat/ Red Cat was off of …Is A Real Boy)

I love the first few opening lines, nice work.