The war had started years ago when President Flubbypuss had accidently insulted the sultan’s wife Agatha. In response to the insult the sultan had lunged at Flubbypuss breaking his heart in half and killing him.

When the news reached The United Atlantike they immediatly launched a nuclear attack on the sultan’s castle fortress which covered two continents (the sultan was on the rather chubby side) destroying all life around but not damaging a single tower or wall on the fortress. (the nuclear bomb firers were immediatly fired afterwards).

So started the biggest war ever to be fought on the face of the Earth and Fubbypusse’s son Ezward was in the middle of it.
I forgot to mention Ezward has severe A.D.D meaning that he really has no idea what is going on and when anybody tries to tell him he will most likely see a squirrell or something else more interesting than how well his country is doing in the war.