I thought that driving away to college would be a small affair. That I would drive in my little yellow bug down a long road filled with destiny and greatness, and when I arrived I would realize that college is all fun and games, dates and parties, a walk in the park, etc, etc.

Well, its not.

And me being little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes thought wrong.
This is a factual account of my happenings at college, my mishaps with sororities and such. My dear, it was QUITE the ride.